Let me tell you what happened... I was @ work and I was working pretty hard... And then I see this girl that I went to high school with... (no names) I was soooo excited to see her because it's been a while since we last talked.... So I sneak up behind her and give her a big surprise hug... But it didn't go as I expected... I expected her to turn around and give me a hug right back and tell me what's been going on in her life... No, totally wrong... She turns around, looks @ me and then continues to walk... At this point I'm like, what the hell...you were never like this in high school... So I follow her and ask her what's her problem... She tells me she can't talk, hug or be seen with me... (this is where my alter-ego "Juanita" comes into play) I ask her why the hell not?!... She tells me because, let's call him Vagina, Vagina doesn't like her hugging guys... But wait a second, Vagina never cared about us hugging, ever... Vagina and I were good friends... and Vagina and her dated a long time ago and they broke up because he cheated on her... hmmm... Know what? to Mr. Vagina and the Dumb Friend... I hope you two complete each others miserable lives... kids... <33! | 
